Tom: Am Am F C G Am F C G [Verse] Am F C G I can rob a bank in an ol' Mustang Am F C G I could fight the cops with my bare two hands Am F C G End up in jail eatin' microwave hell Am F C G But I'm a little smarter than that Am F C G I could even wait 'til the night got late Am F C G Maybe with some fog and rain too Am F C G Steal all the riches from them greedy sons of bitches Am F C And send in my story to the news [Chorus] F Am G Then you'd have somethin' to talk about F Am G Tell 'em I'm Jesse James F Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it Am G Nah there ain't no doubt F Am G F That I will give you somethin' to talk about [Verse] Am F C G Take to a bar and drink like a sailor Am F C G And take home a married woman Am F C G Tell her that I love her when her man walks in Am F C G and puts a hollow point in my head Am F C G Later on at the funeral everyone is cryin' Am F C G I could bust out of the casket that my momma picked out Am F C G Dance all around the jolly good fellow Am F C Well then you'd have, then you'd have [Chorus] F Am G Somethin' to talk about F Am G Tell 'em I've gone insane F Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it Am G Nah there ain't no doubt F Am G F C That I will give you somethin' to talk about F Talk about C Mmmmh Get to talkin' [Solo] [Chorus] G Then you'd have Am G Somethin' to talk about E Tell 'em I'm strung on cocaine F Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it Am G Nah there ain't no doubt F Am G That I will give you somethin' to F Am G Somethin' to talk about F Am G Tell 'em I'm high as a plane F Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it Am G Nah there ain't no doubt F That I will give you Am G F Somethin' to talk about [Outro] Am F C G Am F C G Yeah, yeah Am F C G Am F C G Am Somethin', somethin' to talk about