Tom: Am
Am F C G
Am F C G
[Verse]
Am F C G
I can rob a bank in an ol' Mustang
Am F C G
I could fight the cops with my bare two hands
Am F C G
End up in jail eatin' microwave hell
Am F C G
But I'm a little smarter than that
Am F C G
I could even wait 'til the night got late
Am F C G
Maybe with some fog and rain too
Am F C G
Steal all the riches from them greedy sons of bitches
Am F C
And send in my story to the news
[Chorus]
F Am G
Then you'd have somethin' to talk about
F Am G
Tell 'em I'm Jesse James
F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
Am G
Nah there ain't no doubt
F Am G F
That I will give you somethin' to talk about
[Verse]
Am F C G
Take to a bar and drink like a sailor
Am F C G
And take home a married woman
Am F C G
Tell her that I love her when her man walks in
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and puts a hollow point in my head
Am F C G
Later on at the funeral everyone is cryin'
Am F C G
I could bust out of the casket that my momma picked out
Am F C G
Dance all around the jolly good fellow
Am F C
Well then you'd have, then you'd have
[Chorus]
F Am G
Somethin' to talk about
F Am G
Tell 'em I've gone insane
F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
Am G
Nah there ain't no doubt
F Am G F C
That I will give you somethin' to talk about
F
Talk about
C
Mmmmh Get to talkin'
[Solo]
[Chorus]
G
Then you'd have
Am G
Somethin' to talk about
E
Tell 'em I'm strung on cocaine
F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
Am G
Nah there ain't no doubt
F Am G
That I will give you somethin' to
F Am G
Somethin' to talk about
F Am G
Tell 'em I'm high as a plane
F
Yeah we'll make 'em all believe it
Am G
Nah there ain't no doubt
F
That I will give you
Am G F
Somethin' to talk about
[Outro]
Am F C G Am F C G
Yeah, yeah
Am F C G Am F C G Am
Somethin', somethin' to talk about
