Tom: G G G G G G I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood D The girls came over to party life is good C G C Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck D G Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck C With...a hot tub on it G And the girls really want it D C G There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis D C G There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies C G Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder A D I guess it just goes to show size does matter G Willie's got a big deck... G I decided to get some redecoratin' done D I got some plants made sure they were well hung C G C I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick D G But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck C With... hot babes on it G And they know how to flaunt it D C G In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bi kinis D C G They're drinking 'frou- frou' drinks with umb rellas and they're burning tikis C G Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder A D I guess it just goes to show size does matter G Cause Willie's got a big deck C G If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em C G And that's exactly what I did C G Now me and Big Willie are the best of friends A D And some day I'm gonna be like him G Cause Willie's got a big deck C With...my tanning bed on it G And the girls really want it D C G The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bik inis D C G They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis C G There's a naked redhead everybody's staring at her A D Willie showed us all size does matter G (N.C.) Cause Willie's got a big deck