Tom: G
G G G G
G
I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
D
The girls came over to party life is good
C G C
Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck
D G
Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck
C
With...a hot tub on it
G
And the girls really want it
D C G
There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis
D C G
There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies
C G
Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
A D
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
G
Willie's got a big deck...
G
I decided to get some redecoratin' done
D
I got some plants made sure they were well hung
C G C
I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick
D G
But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck
C
With... hot babes on it
G
And they know how to flaunt it
D C G
In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bi kinis
D C G
They're drinking 'frou- frou' drinks with umb rellas and they're burning tikis
C G
Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder
A D
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
G
Cause Willie's got a big deck
C G
If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em
C G
And that's exactly what I did
C G
Now me and Big Willie are the best of friends
A D
And some day I'm gonna be like him
G
Cause Willie's got a big deck
C
With...my tanning bed on it
G
And the girls really want it
D C G
The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bik inis
D C G
They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis
C G
There's a naked redhead everybody's staring at her
A D
Willie showed us all size does matter
G
(N.C.) Cause Willie's got a big deck
