One fool on a stool Is what I heard the bartender say I Never thought my own life Would ever turn out this way. Green Snakes on the ceiling walkin' walls I can see One fool on a stool And on this stool... sits this fool me. One fool on a stool One drink to a hand No thread for your needle No ma'am I ain't seen your man Anything you want to tell me I got no time for Just order your drink Or make room for more. One fool on a stool And on this stool... sits this fool me.