Tom: G
G
clark was at home brewing his own beer
Bm
and we were all amazed that he could steer
Am
with hand in a sling
G D
and his heart on his sleeve
G
then he backed the trailor up
Bm
and somebody yelled bottoms up
Am G D
and that just opens another can of worms
G
yeah its true we drive real crummy cars
Bm
but the ziggens they dont live too far
Am
and after all
G D
you said you might not be right through with me
Chorus
C D
Do you wanna call it quits?
G C
Are you tired and sick?
D *let ring* G,Bm,Am,G,D
Oh, baby do ya wanna... Call it quits?
We feared the talk of a backlash
so we took the wallets
and we emptied the cash
and where's a cop?
when you need one
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner's a loss
the snots with hairs
let's split the cost
and you can say
you got some musturd right here
Chorus
Christmas came
and it went so fast
im glad we made the time last
we needed those times
to be fishing off the pier... IN HUNINGTON!!!
and when we got hoem we was amazed
at the counter top
and with all of us amazed
it dried itself
in the shape of a christmas tree
