You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho, a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho (you's a ho), a dirty ho (so dirty), yeah yeah It was the night before christmas (christmas) and all through the house (house) A creature was stirrin', she was messing around (she was what?) 'cause at the party i was deckin' the halls (i was) She was at the party jugglin' balls (balls, yeah) I can't believe her, we had a relationship (ship) I'm so mad, i'mma crap on her christmas gift (crap) I made her a big fluffy build-a-bear But now there's going to be doo-doo on her stupid bear You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho, a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho (yo what up this is your boy d-trix), a dirty ho (straight fire check, yo), yeah yeah You's a ho, ho, ho I don't know, know, why, why You would ever say you love me, turn around and lie, lie Cry, cry so full of sadness and sorrow Now my heart hurts, cupid took back his arrow (what?) My eyes cry tears 'cause i'm sad Just a fraction Santa gets you coal 'cause you bad Michael jackson (teehee) Like rebecca black this rap is (friday) b.a.d But you're still a sleaze, i hope you get s.t.d's 'cause You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho (background fall) You's a ho (ho), a dirty ho (oh her lips) I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe (oh, oh, oh) You's a ho (yeah baby), a dirty ho (background fall), yeah yeah Saw with that stupid tool underneath the mistletoe Seein' you with someone else makes my blood boil Just like the soil, you're a dirty, little ho So go, i don't need a ho that don't got no self-control My heart, it still aches, this pain i can't take Go on and leave together 'cause i'll never be your rake You're a ho, plain and simple, nothing but a filthy trap You may have lit my life up but now i'm into lamps You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho You's a ho, a dirty ho I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe You's a ho, a dirty ho, yeah yeah