Grandma's got Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's gotta end
Helps me stay connected
To my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my
Best friend's pants.
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grand-Grand-Grand
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Well ever since grandpa passed away
She's been chilling at home
Watching soaps half the day
'Cause she's feeling alone
So I set her up a Facebook
And gave the address
To my friends
And I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed
One day she'd go wild
Got grandma got obsessed
And changed her profile
To slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled
When I saw a bunch of pictures of her
Cleavage on her wall
Grandma's got Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's gotta end
Helps me stay connected
To my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my
Best friend's pants.
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grand-Grand-Grand
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Then she
Updated her status yeah
It made me pissed
'Cause she said her grandson
Was a crybaby bitch
And all my stupid friends
Wrote her back and they laughed
And the all liked her comment
'Cause they're wack and I'm mad
Is this considered abuse?
Yeah you'd be pissed at her too
'Cause now her list of to do's
Is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends
But she's about to seduce
My homeboys
With a mixture of vodka and prune juice
Grandma's got Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's gotta end
Helps me stay connected
To my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my
Best friend's pants.
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grand-Grand-Grand
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
I check my Facebook daily
I get a friend request from this old ass lady
I know it's your grandma
But I ain't gonna lie
She's rocking that muu muu
And looking all fly
I wanna smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
I wanna smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I wanna put my hand on your
Grandma's candy dish
Grandma's got Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's gotta end
Helps me stay connected
To my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my
Best friend's pants
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grand-Grand-Grand
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma
