Tom: Dm
Am C G Dm
[Verse 1]
Am C
Shut up and listen, I will show you how it's done
G Dm
The process with your diving board has already begun
Am C
I can already tell that you're thinking too small
G Dm
You need to build big or build nothing at all!
Am C
I know it's not politically correct to say
G Dm
But diving boards are tiny and well, kind of gay
Am C
I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
G Dm
Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the Map!
[Chorus 1]
Bb
He's the man who makes it bigger
C
Tor can make it stronger
Dm A
Everything is better with Kraft
Bb
He will use his power
C D7
Maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!
N.C.
Priscilla? Cup of coffee
No, the small one
The small one!
Thank you!
[Verse 2]
Am C
You see, everything looks better If you maximize
G Dm
If you like it, then imagine it twice the size!
Am C
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
G Dm
And then triple and quadruple it again and again
Am C
For location, I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
G Dm
Pointless and expensive and hard to make
Am C
Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
G Dm
And then we scale it up 500 percent!
[Chorus 2]
Bb
He's the man who makes it bigger
C
Tor can make it stronger
Dm A
Everything is better with Kraft
Bb
Watch him use his power
C D7
To maximize the tower – Tor Kraft!
Bb
Quiet when he's etching
C
Silent when he's sketching
Dm A
Genius at work – Tor Kraft
Bb
Look, he is on fire
C D7
Architect Messiah – Tor Kraft!
N.C.
Yes, yes, yes! I did it!
The tower is finished!
