Rule Britannia The bitch's scammed us No smiling union jacks My friends, I want my money back And I said, what about the system? I think no one will miss them Brain dead corpses in the House of Lords And we can all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes Cos this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Cos this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Rule Britannia What she ever done for me? Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride And made the tourists hate me I said this, this green and emerald isle It's just 800 miles of bile High rise car parks, ash tray dirt? And we can still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes Cos this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Cos this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Rule Britannia Cos England never never will be saved Rule Britannia Our first national scam Watching starving children on her TV screen While she's shacking up with her uncle Sam Cos this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Cos this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK