She was saving herself for marriage
But she just wanted to be loved for a night
With a knife I stabbed a vagina into her torso
Hello?
I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off
I said I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off
What, who is this?
No amount of pity will bring her back
She hands me the scalpel and whispers: Life goes on
She lays down on the embalming table and says: Just relax and cut
After dad left Jesus was the only man mom wanted in her life
She'd curl my hair, paint my nails and put make-up on me
She'd even make me wear lacy petticoats under my dresses
Hello?
It started when I cut holes in a stray cat
Then it was the torso of the neighbors dog
Sir, I don't find this funny
And if you call me again, I will be notifying the authorities
She holds me close and asks: Is there anything else?
I unsheathe the knife and say: Yes, there is
I didn't lose my virginity till I fucked the holes I cut into mommy
What we can't practice?
Well roan toan and I just drove a total of three
And half hours to be here today so maybe we can find a compromise
All we ask is for an hour it'll be just enough time
To tighten up some new shit as well as run
Through the set a few times but no!
Your refusal to hear me out was your way of saying
To go fuck myself and that's how you got this song written about you
Go choke on one!
