Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards

Phish and skateboarding is an oxymoron. 
A rolling disgrace. 
A slap in the face. 
A fucking eyesore. 
I clench my fists because you take no risks. 
You wear berkenstocks so you can't do tricks. 
Should've stuck to hacky sack. 
When I look at you my eyes roll back. 
You're a fucking joke.