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Bags of Fun With Buster

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Performed by Johnny Japes and His Jesticles. Recorded
for Viz 
comics, written and produced by Andy Partridge,
Neville Farmer, 
and Dave Gregory, and featuring John Otway. 

Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of
spanners down the road? 
His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to
alleviate the load 
Testicular tomfoolery 
To the rescue of humanity 
It looks a lot of balls to me 

Fun and japes and merry frolics 
With Buster Gonad's bulbous bouncing . . . 
Bags of fun with Buster 
And his super scrotal cluster 

Who's that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of
some form? 
When the cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them
swell beyond the norm 
Now here he comes to save mankind 
His enormous nuts not far behind 
And they're not the salted kind 

He cures mutes and alcoholics 
When they first see his bulbous bouncing . . . 
Bags of fun with Buster 
And his super scrotal cluster 
There's bags of fun with Buster 
See them shine with evil lustre 

Buster! Watch out for that revolving door 
Ooh Buster! They look so incredibly sore 
Buster! Especially as you drag them through that
powerful 
cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor 
Ooh Buster! why do you let your sack swing so low? 

"Sax swing solo?" Yeah! 

Fun and japes and merry frolics 
With Buster Gonad's bulbous bouncing . . . 
Bags of fun with Buster 
And his super scrotal cluster 

Doctor Who could defeat the Daleks 
if he had Buster's swinging space age . . . 
Bags of fun with Buster 
And his double Sputnik thruster 
Bags of fun with Buster 
Just to stroke them would disgust her 
Bags of fun with Buster 
If she held them would you trust her? 
Bags of fun with Buster 
Loads more balls than General Custer 
Bags of fun with Buster 
Lots more scrots than you could muster