(Kate the Housewife) All I am is just a housewife Nothing special, nothing great What I do is kinda boring If you'd rather, it can wait All I am is someone's mother All I am is someone's wife All of which seems unimportant All it is is Just my life Do the laundry, wash the dishes Take the dog out, clean the house Shop for groceries, look for specials God it sounds so, Mickey Mouse Drop the kids off, pick the shirts up Try to lose weight, try again Keep the troops fed, pick their things up Lose your patience, count to ten (2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10 4..5..6..7..8..9..) All I am is just a housewife Just a housewife, nothing great What I do is "out of fashion" What I feel is out of date All I am is someone's mother Right away I'm not too bright What I do is unfulfulling So the T.V. talk-shows tell me every night I don't mean to complain at all But they make you feel like you're two feet tall When you're just a wife (Just a housewife) All they see are the pots and pans And the Pepsi cans of a person's life (My life) You're a "whiz" if you go to work But you're just a jerk if you say you won't (Just a housewife) People say that they think it's fine If the choice is mine But you know they don't What I do, what I choose to do May be dumb to you But it's not to me Is it dumb that they need me there? Is it dumb to care? Cause I do, you see And I mean, Did ya ever think, Really stop and think What a job it was- Doing all the things That a housewife does? I'm afraid it's unimpressive (All I am is someone's mother nothing special) What I do is (What I do is) Unexciting (Kinda dull) Take the kids here, Take the kids there ("Mommy..." I don't mean to complain at all (All I am is... All I am is...) Busy, busy... (Everyday All I am is...) Like my mother... (All I am is...) Just a housewife