Thought I Was Lookin' Good
So I Cycled 'cross the Neighborhood
Was Invited By a Skinny Girl
Into Her High Class World
Left My Bicycle Under the Stairs
Laid My Coat Across the Kosher Chairs
Made My Way Across the Crowded Room
I Had Nothing to Lose
My Reception Wasn't Very Keen
So Turning On a Friendly Grin,
Stood On the Table With My Glass of Gin
And Came Straight to the Point
I Was Glad to Come
I'll Be Sad to Go
So While I'm Here
I'll Have Me a Real Good Time
I Was Glad to Come
I'll Be Sad to Go
So While I'm Here
I'll Have Me a Real Good Time. Oh No
Dancin' Madly 'round the Room, Yeah
Singing Loudly and Sorta' Out of Tune
Was Escorted By a Friendly Slag
'round the ... Back
Wandered C-c-cross ...
Missed My Step and I Fell On the Floor.
Said One Word and Was Asked to Leave
Kinda' Wish I Was Dead.
I Was Glad to Come
And I'll Be So Sad to Leave,
But While I Was Here
I Had Me a Real Good Time, Oooh.
The Skinny Girl Made It Clear,
That She Only Came Here For the Beer - That's a Fact, Oh Yeah
The Vicar He Simply Reeked of Gin - Good God
On My Way Home I Happened to Fall Off My Bicycle, Good Party
Ooh Hoo, Ha Ha, Yeah
I Was Glad to Come, But I Was Also Glad to Get Home, Yeah
