Tom: Em B A G D G A G D G (G#) A [Verse 1] B A Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward B Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink A (Bb) B And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon [Bridge] G D C You know that I've been drunk a thousand times G D C And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was [Chorus] A G Damn blast look at my past D G I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass A G I said oh wow look at me now D G I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow A G D G (G#) A Aah Aah...the size of a cow [Interlude] B A B A [Verse 2] B A You know it would be strange to live life in a cage And only believe the things you see that are written on the page B How easy would it be home in time for tea A (Bb) B And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea [Bridge] G D C You know that it's been sunk a thousand times G D C And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was [Chorus] A G Damn blast look at my past D G I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass A G I said oh wow look at me now D G I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow A G D G (G#) A Aah Aah...the size of a cow