Tom: A N.C. E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-0---------------|-0---------------|-0---------------|-0---------------| F# F# F# F# F# F# E|-----2---2-------|-----2---2-------|-----2---2-------|-----2---2-------| B|-2-4-------4-2---|-2-4-------4-2---|-2-4-------4-2---|-2-4-------4-2---| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E E E E E E E|-----0---0-------|-----0---0-------|-----0---0-------|-----0---0-------| B|-0-2-------2-0---|-0-2-------2-0---|-0-2-------2-0---|-0-2-------2-0---| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D D D E|-----------------|---------2-------| B|---0-3---3-0-----|---0-3-----------| G|-2-----------2---|-2---------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| [Verse] A D A D A D A D In the A D A E E7 A alley-ways of Peking and the streets of old Shanghai, D G Dsus D A The restaurants do good bus 'ness and the Rickshaws E A D A D E rattle by. The Oriental Wombles fill the Chinese E7 A G D litter bins with nuts and bolts and boiling rice and A E D A D A N.C. old chop suey tins. (Old chop suey tins.) [Chorus] A A You're invited to a Ping Pong Ball A A E in the Chinese Wombling Ping Pong Ball Hall. A E A E E (You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong Ball.) A A You're invited to a Ping Pong Ball A A E in the Chinese Wombling Ping Pong Ball Hall. A E A (You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong, D G D G You're invited to a Wombling Ping.) From the [Verse] A D A D E E7 A Yangtse Kyang Basin to the Shantung Mountain Hills D G D A E They exorcise their Oriental litter picking skills. A D A D E E7 A There's an ancient Womble proverb which they sing to the yellow seas: G D A E "He who cleans the country side deserves to be Chinese". D A D A N.C. (To be Chinese). [Chorus] A A You're invited to a Ping Pong Ball A A E in the Chinese Wombling Ping Pong Ball Hall. A E A E E (You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong Ball.) A A You're invited to a Ping Pong Ball A A E in the Chinese Wombling Ping Pong Ball Hall. A E A (You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong, D G D G You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong.) [Instrumental] (Chords played as staccato stabs for each chord as per Intro) F# F# F# F# F# F# E|-----2---2-------|-----2---2-------|-----2---2-------|-----2---2-------| B|-2-4-------4-2---|-2-4-------4-2---|-2-4-------4-2---|-2-4-------4-2---| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E E E E E E E|-----0---0-------|-----0---0-------|-----0---0-------|-----0---0-------| B|-0-2-------2-0---|-0-2-------2-0---|-0-2-------2-0---|-0-2-------2-0---| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D D D E|-----------------|---------2-------| B|---0-3---3-0-----|---0-3-----------| G|-2-----------2---|-2---------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| [Verse] B E B E B E B E All the B E B E F# F#7 B harbour lights are shining and the band begins to play. E A Esus E B F# The chop sticks hit the drums so hard that you jump out of the way. B E B E F# F#7 B China town is moving to the Koto and the flute, A E B F# And the sound of SHanghai Wombles eating crunchy bamboo shoots. E B E B N.C. (Crunchy, crunchy bamboo shoots.) [Chorus] (Repeat to fade or end on Outro) B B You're invited to a Ping Pong Ball B B F# in the Chinese Wombling Ping Pong Ball Hall. B F# B F# F# (You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong Ball.) B B You're invited to a Ping Pong Ball B B F# in the Chinese Wombling Ping Pong Ball Hall. B F# B (You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong, E A E A You're invited to a Wombling Ping Pong.) [Outro] B ball.