Tom: Am INTRO: Am C G X8 VERSE 1: Am C G Blind man beggin' for a little crust of bread Am C G Rich lady wonderin' what the undertaker said Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey VERSE 2: Am C G Mother nature's lookin' for the hands of father time Am C G He's got 'em reachin' for the girl in number nine Am C G She's readin' horoscopes lookin' for a sign Am C G Waitin' for the train that'll take her down the line Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey VERSE 3: Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the middle of the street Am C G History's tellin' stories that a sailor won't repeat Am C G Believers and infidels are fighting in the heat Am C G While bodies of the innocent are covered with a sheet Am C G Am C G Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey I said hey, hey hey hey BDA K: F C F C F C G Everybody's lookin' for what they cannot find F C F C F C G Em I'm down here on Bleeker Street tryin' to read your mind Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey VERSE 4: Am C G Santa Claus and Robinhood are doin' what they can Am C G To feed the poor and soak the rich and help their fellow man Am C G While senators and congressmen are workin' on a plan Am C G To get some more vacation time to get a deeper tan Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey VERSE 5: Am C G Sheena's in the jungle tryin' hard to keep it real Am C G The doctor's in the ale house tryin' to cop a feel Am C G The count of Monte Christo wants to make another deal Am C G And Dracula's in the kitchen and he's lookin' for a meal Am C G Am C G Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey I said hey, hey hey hey BDA K: F C F C F C G Everybody's lookin' for what they cannot find F C F C F C G Em I'm down here on Bleeker Street tryin' to read your mind Am C G Hey hey G O: Am C G X7 VERSE 6 (chords implied but not played): Am C G Aristotle's ridin' on a ferryboat to Mars Am C G While Juliet is creepin' through the closets of the stars Am C G Romeo is on the run, smoking' blue cigars Am C G Puttin' cocoa butter on to cover up the scars VERSE 7: Am C G Maggie May and Captain Hook are walkin' down the aisle Am C G As the president saunters in astride a crocodile Am C G The Ayatolah swears he is not a pedophile NC And the Right of man don't mean a damn here in the age of style Am C G Am C G Am C G Am C G Hey hey, hey hey hey I said hey, hey hey hey CHORUS: Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Am (let ring) Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead D PRISE: Am C G Am C G Am C G Am C G I said hey, hey hey hey, I said hey, hey hey hey OUTRO: Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead Am C G Am Cell phones ringin' in the pockets of the dead