Tom: Am
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I'd have to be crazy
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To stop all my singin
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and never play music again.
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You'd call me a fool
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If I put on a top hat
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and ran out to flag down the wind.
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I'd have to be weird
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to grow me a beard...
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just to see what the redknecks would do.
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But, I'd have to be crazy
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plum out of mind
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to fall out of love with you.
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Now I know I've done weird things
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I told people I heard things
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when silence was all that abounds.
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Been days when it pleased me
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to be on my knees
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following ants as they crawled cross the ground
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I've been insane on a train
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But I'm still me again
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and the place where i hold you is true...
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So I know I'm alright
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'case I'd have to be crazy
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to fall out of love with you...
You know I
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(and i don't intend to..)
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But should there come a day,
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when I say that i don't love you
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They can lock me away--ay--AY
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It sure would be dingy
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to live in an envelope
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waiting alone for a stamp
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and you'd swear i was loco
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to rub for a genie
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while burning my hand on lamp
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and i may not be normal
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but nobo-d-y is...
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So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through
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I'd have to be crazy
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plum out of my mind
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to fall out of love with you!!
