Don't play me no Love songs I ain't in love today Don't play me No train songs I ain't going away Don't play me no Gospel songs The good Lord Knows the truth I'm in a real bad mood Don't play me no Rock 'n' roll I don't want to dance Don't play me no Hillbilly I'm too blue for grass That cheesy easy Listenin' stuff Is for elevator fools I'm in a real bad mood I'm in a funk, sunk In a pool of pitiful I got the mange I'm a chain (son) You don't wanna pull You don't wanna Cross this old yard dog If you know what's Good for you I'm in a real bad mood I don't want no Beans and taters I ain't got no appetite And them cold Store bought tomatoes Lord it just makes me Want to fight Yeah I want to chew On something And I ain't just a little uptight I'm in a real bad mood I'm in a funk, sunk In a pool of pitiful I got the mange I'm a chain (son) You don't wanna pull You don't wanna Cross this old yard dog If you know what's Good for you I'm in a real bad mood Yeah I want to chew on something Honey anybody's ass will do I'm in a real bad mood Oh yeah, I am Don't mess with me Don't make me open up a can I'm in a funk, sunk In a pool of pitiful I got the mange I'm a chain (son) You don't wanna pull You don't wanna Cross this old yard dog If you know what's Good for you I'm in a real bad mood