Tom: G Am7 D7 Em G Bouncer greets us at the door Am7 D7 Em He can tell we've been here before G So he lets us pass Am7 D7 Em G And we climb up 15 flights of stairs Am7 D7 Em G And find that spot in the corner just over there [Interlude] Am7 D7 Em G [Verse 2] Am7 D7 Em G It's only 6:30 but we're starting to drink Am7 D7 Em I'm ordering the usual G Am7 D7 Em I think I need a change of pace G Am7 London's bursting at the seams D7 Em G It's not quite the place I hoped I'd be Am7 D7 G [Chorus] G C Am It's white wine in a Wetherspoons G C Am It's fine dining with cheap perfume G C Am It's country walks down the motorway G C Am D7 How many drugs have you done today? [Interlude] Am7 D7 Em G x2 [Verse 3] Am7 D7 Em G 'Cause concrete sculptures and broken glass Am7 D7 Em It's the lamp posts who guide our paths G Because the moon can't get in Am7 D7 Em And the clouds hang heavy G Blocking out his pursuit Am7 D7 Em G And booze hangs limply on our rental suits [Verse 4] Am7 D7 Em G 'Cause we're fires, we're burning bright Am7 D7 Em G Breaking bottles and starting fights Am7 D7 Em G But the evening has other plans Am7 D7 Em G Run as they pull up with two more vans [Chorus] G C Am It's white wine in a Wetherspoons G C Am It's fine dining with cheap perfume G C Am It's country walks down the motorway G C Am How many drugs have you done today? [Bridge] G C Am But I won't fuss G C Am D7 I'll let you pass G C Am No, I won't fuss G C Am D7 I'll let you pass [Outro] G C Am 'Cause it's only white wine in a Wetherspoons G C Am Fine dining with cheap perfume G C Am DLR closed due to workers' strikes G C Am God knows how I'll get home tonight