Tom: F F Bb Strawberries on your birthday Shirley Dm Bb The shit I said to hotel managers haunts me F Bb Pallbearers of the first string ready Dm Bb Discreatly gather in the second floor hallway [Chorus] Dm F And I am not okay boys Dm F No I am not okay Dm F No I am not okay boys Dm F Dm Am *whistling* [Verse 2] F Bb Itching like an intern with a sunburn Dm Bb For what a stone unturned covers F Bb I don't wear rubbers and I don't wear sunscreen Dm Bb I want to heat my hide, not hide under something [Chorus] Dm F And I am not okay boys Dm F No I am not okay Dm F No I am not okay boys Dm F Dm Am *whistling* [Verse 3] F Bb Your mom she sits while her hair is in curlers Dm Bb Smokes weed and listens to that Garrison Keillor F Bb That's how I'll live when I quit my rap career Dm Bb Let her laughter pass the rafters and go out into the atmosphere [Interlude] F Bb F Bb Dm Bb Dm G [Verse 4] F Bb Strawberries on your birthday Shirley Dm Bb The shit I said to high school counselors haunts me [Outro] Dm F And I am not okay boys