Tom: G G C D7 G G I don't want to be an anarchist C You know I just want someone sweet to kiss D7 Oh, I just want to be G Dumb and in love G And who else can I donate to? C Played twenty benefits for the ACLU D7 But I just want to be G Dumb and in love G I don't want to care about modern art C You know I'm so fucking bored of acting smart D7 And I just want to be G Dumb and in love G Do I have to call my congressmen? C I don't even fucking know them D7 Oh yes, I just want to be G Dumb and in love G (Stupid asshole idiot bitch) G Dumb C Dumb and in love D7 Dumb G C Dumb and in love G What protest is cool to go to? C What women's right will the president undo? D7 Oh, I miss when I could be G C Dumb and in love G Who is Wolf Blitzer and why is he old? C If there's global warming then why am I cold? D7 Oh yes, I just want to be G Dumb and in love G And I want to fuck like I'm not registered to vote C I want to eat beef on a whale fishing boat D7 Oh yes, how I long to be G C Dumb and in love G And I know my problems are really small C 2016 didn't affect me at all D7 Oh God, why can't I be G So fucking dumb Woo! G Dumb C Dumb and in love D7 Dumb G Dumb and in love G (Stupid asshole idiot bitch) C I just want to be D7 Dumb and in love G C Dumb and in love C (Stupid asshole idiot bitch)