There's this kid in my life named Sam King I guess he thinks he knows everything All he does is listen to that AC/DC junk I'll show him some REAL funk [Chorus] Sam Are you crazy? Sam Are you crazy? Dude I think you are You ain't goin nowhere fast! Who do you think you are? Wearin' those jeans that make you look like a girl [Chorus x2] You need to stop listenin' to AC/DC Oh, please, please, please Would you do that for me? What's Jesus gonna think when you two meet? [Chorus x2]