Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell Lord, I know I've made One or two mistakes in this here life Probably coulda called my kids Or sent their mom some money once or twice I know that it ain't right to chop these lines up on the Bible That came with this dirty Texas motel room But if it all goes south I guess that just means I'm gonna see you soon Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell I jerk off way too much But when I'm done, I always kneel to pray Yeah, I probably owe some taxes But I threw some change to a couple bums today And I know that it ain't right to bang this hooker here tonight Then call another one as she walks out the door But you'll forgive me, please 'Cause life just ain't worth livin' without whores Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell Send me down to hell I know where I'm goin'