Tom: E Guitar1: E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------| A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7--7-5--5-3--3-1-1-1-5-7-| E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5-| Guitar2 Mom made my sex she knitted it with her hands E|-----------------------------------17| B------------------| B|--------------------------------------------///21///----| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| Sex making is a family tradction E|----------------------------17| B-------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------///21///----| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------| Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze... E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| ... “Gosh dang, this is great!” e|-----------------------------------------------| B|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-| G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------| Bridge: Guitar1: E|-----------------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-| B|-----------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| G|-----------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------| E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-----------------------------------| Guitar2: But now I’m like a prehistoric screwball Walking ‘round with no sex at all, I said e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus PT1: Guitar1: E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--| A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--| E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--| Guitar2: Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-/////17| B//////-----------------/////17B/////----------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late, I can’t be late E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-/////17| B/////-----------------------/////17B/////-----| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| Chorus PT2: Both Guitars I can’t go out without my sex It’s cold outside if my toes get wet e|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| Both guitars And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6//8-8---8-8------| B|-3-3-3-3-5-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6//8-8---8-8------| G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----4-4-4-4-5-4-4-4----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/10-10-10-10-----| D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/10-10-10-10-----| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5//8-8---8-8------| E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5//8-8---8-8------| Backing to verse Play: E|------------------------| B|------------------------| G|------------------------| D|-------(| continue-verse)-| A|------------------------| E|-88-66------------------| Verse Bridge ChorusPt1 ChorusPT2 Interlude: Both Guitars People can you hear me talking I know you all are happy, rawking Could you lend me a dime . . . pretty please? Brother, sister got time? I got no-- Sex on my feet Sex in my drawer Sex in my shoes Or sex on the floor, I said E|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-| B|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-| G|-7--8-8-7-7--8-8-8-8-| D|-8--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8-| A|-8--6-6-8-8--6-6-6-6-| E|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-| ChorusPT1 ChorusPT2 End With: E|-5/////0----| B|-5/////0----| G|-6/////0----| D|-7/////0----| A|-7/////0----| E|-5/////0----| Information of music: Verse Bridge ChorusPT1 ChorusPT2 Verse Bridge ChorusPT1 ChorusPT2 Interlude ChorusPT1 ChorusPT2 End With: A