Tom: B B D#m G#m E (2x) [Verse 1] B D#m G#m E Walk into the venue, you slipped me your CD B D#m G#m E Asked me if I'd listen, give you my critique B D#m G#m E I listened to it, but halfway through it B D#m G#m E I had to quit, your band sounds like shit [Chorus] B D#m So, here we go G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest B D#m I should have lied G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest [Verse 2] B D#m G#m E Walk into the bedroom, you were standing there B D#m G#m E Turned around and smiled at me and said you just cut your hair B D#m G#m E B But then I told you I thought you looked better before D#m G#m E You said, "Hope you like sleeping on the floor" [Chorus] B D#m So, here we go G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest B D#m I should have lied G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest B D#m G#m E How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines B D#m So, here we go G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest. [Bridge] E B F# And now I'm staring at her napkin E B F# E B With seven digits that I can't make out F# She wrote it down in purple lipstick E B F# I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up E B F# And maybe it's because I'm Irish E B F# E B I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut F# Is that an eight, is that a zero? E B F# I should have never, I should have never opened up [Chorus] B D#m So, here we go G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest B G#m I should have lied G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest B D#m G#m E How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines B D#m So, here we go G#m E Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest (I'm just being honest) B D#m G#m Whoa-oh-oh E (I'm just being honest) B D#m G#m Whoa-oh-oh E (I'm just being honest)