Tom: G
Intro:
E F#m
E ------------------------14~~---------
B --13--13--13------14-14--------------
G -------------------------------------
D -------------------------------------
A -------------------------------------
E -------------------------------------
F
E --------------------------------------
B --14------14~14~~~-14~~-14~~~--14~~~~-
G ------16------------------------------
D --------------------------------------
A --------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------
Verse 1:
A G
christmas celebration
F#m G
all around the nation
A
won't you stay with me tonight
G
cuz i'm running out of fight
F#m G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A G
carollers are singing
F#m G
registers ka-chinging
A
and the presents are in place
G
but i'd rather eat some mace
F#m G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick
Chorus:
E F#m
you know how the story goes
E F#m
you've seen it all before
E F#m
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door
Verse 2:
A G
christmas to perfection
F#m G
i'm begging for some action
A
and the ringing in my ears
G
is the sound of christmas cheer
F#m G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
Solo:
A G
E --------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
G --------------14-------14-------------------------
D --------------------------------------------------
A --------------------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------------------
F#m G
E --------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
G --------------14-------14-------------------------
D ------------------------------------------14--14--
A --------------------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------------------
A G
E -----------------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12----------12--14--12-------12---------
G --------------14---------------------------14--------------
D -----------------------14-14-------------------------14-14-
A -----------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------
F#m G
E ------------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12---------------------------------
G --------------14-------14--14~~-----------------------
D ------------------------------------------------------
A ------------------------------------------------------
E ------------------------------------------------------
Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
Verse 3:
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore
Outro:
A G
the pagentry is such a bore
e --------------------------------------------------
b --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------
F#m G
the pagentry is such a bore
e --------------------------------------------------
b --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------
A G
the pagentry is such a bore
e --10--12--10--9---10---9----9----- (doubled guitar)
b --12--14--12------12------------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------
F#m G
the pagentry is such a bore
e --10--12--10--9---10---9----9---- (doubled guitar)
b --12--14--12------12------------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------
A (let ring)
e ------------------------
b --10~~~-----------------
g ------------------------
d ------------------------
a ------------------------
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