Tom: C F 133211 G 320003 G7 3x3001 [Verse 1] C C6 C C6 C It is as smooth as a mutilated Am C C6 C C6 C Am shit on a shingle at dawn C C6 C C6 C Rip, Rip, Rip van Winkle, he can Am C C6 C C6 C Am shit on a shingle at dawn F G G7 Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing... boing? [Verse 2] C C6 C C6 C She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd Am C C6 C C6 C Am love to see her wiggle C C6 C C6 C Am She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle F G G7 Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing... boing? [Outro] C C6 C6 C Am Oh Yeah C C6 C6 C Am Oh Yeah C C6 C6 C Am Oh Yeah F G G7 Oh Yeah