Tom: Gm D F I know my momma loves me G Bb I know my poppa loves me D F I know the camera loves me G Bb I can tell my brother loves me D F I know that Boston loves G Bb And San Francisco loves me D F G Bb I love the city back,I just can't help it, it's so lovely D F I'm in my lucky underwear, i'm feeling debonair G Bb If it's a lonely trip to heaven, I'm already there D F I'm in the bedroom i'm like stepping like I'm Fred Astaire G Bb I make it happen, battlerapping at my Teddy Bear D F When I was twelve I'd leave my door open a crack G Bb afraid of getting busted sneaking porno on my mac D F I guess I was a freak; Until I got caught last week G Bb (who's been loving you?) D F I was reading Booker T, I threw the book at me G Bb I go for the lookers but they never look at me D F I would get a hooker if I could unhook her bra G Bb I'd be looking soft as soon as she took her top off D F let's go rolling in a broken winnebago G Bb stop and smoke a bowl out of a hollowed out potato D F It's hash now, but it's hash browns soon G Bb (who's been loving you?) D F I know that Jesus loves me G Bb I know that Buddha loves me D F G Bb The fucking Easter Bunny and the ghost of Gandhi love me D F I know that Santa loves me G Bb I think my Aunties love me D F G Bb I know my Grandma love me she thought I was handsome trust me D F this insanity, that's heredity G Bb it's my family, we can let it be D F I wish I pretended that mom and dad are dead to me G Bb But i love my dad, that motherfucker read to me D F my first words were "where's the love?" G Bb mad smug, assed up on a bearskin rug D F Oh, for sure though. My mom'll show you the photo G Bb (who's been loving you?) D F I do embarrassing better G I could wear a pink sweater Bb with a pair of slick pleather pants D F derelict e-va-ry day and it's well known G Bb that I hop off stage with my cell phone D F fake a dropped call when everybody's near me G Bb and shout "I love you mom!" so everybody hears me D F I need it to0 and true it's nothing new but G Bb (who's been loving you?) D F Even though I owe them money G Bb I think it's pretty likely D F that my whole family loves me G Bb My lovers tend to like me D F I know my homies love me G Bb My teachers love to hate me D F The haters love to fuck with me D Bb the fickle love me lately D F I'm a percussionist. I never knew guitar G Bb it's cheesy, but I'm stunting like a superstar D F it's easy man I'm hopping out a moving car G Bb call me weezy cause I'm coughing at the hookah bar D F I don't do cigars, but I got hella game G Bb I can make a lady out of styling gel and cellophane D F so you can yell my name, I make the bed frame move G Bb (who's been loving you?) D F me and my better friends are heading to the town strip G Bb if they don't let us in we'll never take roundtrip D F because I took an hour picking out my outfit G Bb and then I took another slicking down a cowlick D F and I like house sitting, but fuck it now's different G F I'm going out and there ain't a bouncer for cowtipping D So I'ma tear this joint up F And i'ma party till the hoofs point up D Bb (who's been loving you?) D F this is for Charles Barkley G Bb This is for Poison Ivy D F And it's for Draco Malfoy G Bb And it's for Bill O'Reilly D F This is for Ned Mencia G Bb It's for the corporate lawyers D F it's for the backseat drivers G Bb And for my friend Ann Coulter