Good morning Mister Customs Man how do you do today ? I ain't got much in my bag but I guess you're gonna check 'em anyway You're always hunting and searching and looking for something What it is you will not say There's no false bottom in my suitcase no surprises in my clothes No bootleg liquor in my bottle nothing but holes in my coat but still you're hunting and searching and looking for something What it is God only knows ! I've got a woman back in London treats me like a king I know three girls down in Dublin who love to dance and sing (the only trouble is) they're always hunting and searching and looking for something they call the real thing Now I can see Mister Customs Man you're a busy cat and it's really such a shame you don't have time to stop and chat For all your hunting and searching well I'll tell you something... It's under my hat !