That's all you got?
I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um
But my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor shit
Some college dorm shit
Facedown in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers' market
White girls buy produce
Take them home, make them drink grey goose
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd
I drink a can of sparks and try to freestyle
Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial
Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk sexting
Drunk stagger, drunk swagger
I don't rap good, it don't matter
Can't sing good, it don't matter
'Cause I'm blacked out sleepwalking
On a quest for God at my friend's apartment
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd
When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence"
Awkward
Awkward
Super soaker filled with four loko
Plus soco, real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That's a metaphor. Another metaphor:
Like icing on a cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain't no fun
Listen, I'ma teach you a lesson
Let's start at number
One, sleep is the best way to save money
Two, money is the best way to have sex
Three, sex is the best way to feel nothing
Four, nothing happens if you're asleep
So stay up until you wake up
Stupidfacedd
