Tom: D A Em I heard you're pretty good at drums D I think that's pretty cool A Em But if you try to fuck my pretty friend D I'll push you in the pool A Em You talk for so long about Mad Men D I've never seen that show A Em You don't gotta say you love Pulp Fiction D I already know [Chorus] A Em Hey Michael, you American psycho D Where the hell did my night go? A Should have seen all your red flags Em Your tattoos look so bad D You're old for your friends A Em You're the life of the party D But the party is finally over A Em I think I'm gonna lose my shit D I'm gonna lose my composure A G I think I wanna start a fight D Which one is your girlfriend? A Em This party has got no life D I think it's time for an end (end) [Verse 2] A Em My band's about to hit it big D And pretty soon I won't have time A Em You think that I could bum a cig? You got a light? D I forgot mine A Em D I've got self-diagnosed ADHD A Em So if I catch you crying on my sidewalk D You can't blame me [Chorus] A Em Hey Michael, you American psycho D Where the hell did my night go? A Should have seen all your red flags Em Your tattoos look so bad D You're old for your friends A Em You're the life of the party D But the party is finally over A Em I think I'm gonna lose my shit D I'm gonna lose my composure A G I think I wanna start a fight D Which one is your girlfriend? A Em This party has got no life N.C. I think it's time for an end