Tom: D intro E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| g ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ring tell fade D|--9----9----9-----| - 7X8----12X4---5X4---------| A|--7----7----7------| 5------10-----3-----------| X1 E|-------------------| --------------------------| after "celebrity gossip" is screamed chord production E|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------| D|-7---------------------------------| A|-5--------3--------5---------------| E|----------1--------3---------------| D5 F5 G5 D5 F5 G5 Have you read the papers and heard the s**t they say? D5 F5 G5 Everything I don't want to know, will we be blown away? D5 F5 G5 See, nothing really matters just who is f**king who D5 F5 G5 Nothing that affects our lives, nothing about me or you chorus: D5 Biased f**king bulls**t F5 G5 No I don't give a s**t D5 Celebrity f**king Gossip F5 G5 You are full of it D5 Right wing propaganda F5 G5 You give me f**king doubt D5 Bleeding heart agenda D5 F5 G5 What I f**king read about D5 F5 G5 You sit and watch the drama as they numb your brain D5 F5 G5 They take you f**king mind and flush it down the f**king drain D5 F5 G5 If this is what is news then I don't give a s**t D5 F5 G5 Just let them be clueless, just let me abort the skit