Tom: Bb

             Bb   G   F   Eb
chords used |-6-|-3-|-1-|-6-|
            |-6-|-3-|-1-|-8-|
            |-7-|-4-|-2-|-8-|
            |-8-|-5-|-3-|-8-|
            |-8-|-5-|-3-|-6-|
E|-6-|-3-|-1-|---|

Intro is  Bb G Bb G Bb G Bb G

Bb                      G
Crossed your path and I followed your face

       Bb                     G
It was hard to believe it was hard to trace

Bb     G              Bb                   G
Mmm, I saw you today, Seems like I see you everyday

Bb                              G         F
But there's somethin' I figured out about you  oo oo oo oo oo yeah

Bb                   Eb
You're so ugly.  I'm tellin' you straight

          Bb           Eb
You're so ugly.  Don't make the mistake

             Bb               Eb
Cause you're ugly and you can bet it on the bank

    F
Say why, why, why would I lie to you why would I lie why would I lie

             Bb   Eb
Cause you're ugly all the time

       Bb           Eb
You're ugly and you ain't no friend of mine

             Bb               Eb
Cause you're ugly and you can bet it on the bank

    F
Say why why why would I lie to you why would I lie why would I lie

Bb  G   Bb   G
second verse same chords as first verse

With a smile or a frown I'm so tired of you being around
Engaged in some sexual acts
But I'm just gonna have to tell you the facts
What could this be about
Well here's a clue

second chorus same as first

You're so ugly I'm telling you straight
So ugly don't make the mistake
I'm telling you that
I say why why, why would I lie to you...