It's walking down the street A little confused barely stands on its feet Thirst, it needs an overdose The little green creature is dying of thirst It suddely smells a beer bong feast The eyes paint red, it becomes a beast For a beer or two, it's ready to kill Ready to kill for the almighty beer BEER MONSTER! BEER MONSTER Don't look in its eyes BEER MONSTER! BEER MONSTER Or you're gonna die SOMETIMES! SOMETIMES! Is better stand aside RUN! RUN! Run away and hide The monster is here, it's asking for a beer If they don't agree their end will be near The guys are too drunk to be afraid Laughing and joking they're playing with fire Terrifying, its eyes are flashing Brighting the night with hatred No time to hide, they're all trapped Left to die by the almighty Beer!