Tom: G Intro 2x: Em G D C Verso: Em G Been away for college, was the baddest geek around D A He's been doing everything but make his parents proud Em D He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk C A Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk Pré-Refrão: Em G His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend D A His barbie tried a female Ken C G But when the white ball hits the red cup D A He's the baddest fucker in the frat club Refrão: Em G Then he does the pong dance D C The the the the pong dance Em G He does the pong dance D C The the the the pong dance Verso: Em G He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint D A He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!" Em D And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red C A Even though he told the guys he got her into bed Pré-Refrão: Em G But when you see him at the table D A He turns out to be rather stable Em G And when the white ball hits the red cup D A He's the baddest fucker in the frat club N.C. Then he does the pong dance Instrumental 4x: ( Em G D C ) Final: Em Then he does the pong dance