Tom: Bb Em La, la, la... Em Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like I can always see 'em coming, from the left and from the right C I don't want to be a priss, I just try to be polite B7 But it always seems to bite me in the - Em Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not C You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth B7 And that is when it started going south! Oh! Em G C Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips B Stop you're staring at my— hey! Em Take a hint, take a hint G C No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think B I think you could use a mint Em Take a hint, take a hint. La, la, la.... Em T-take a hint, take a hint. La, la, la.... Em I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was stop C And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped B7 You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht! Oh! Em G C Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips B Stop you're staring at my— hey! Em Take a hint, take a hint G C No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think B I think you could use a mint Em Take a hint, take a hint. La, la, la.... Em T-take a hint, take a hint. La, la, la.... Em G What about "no" don't you get C Em G C So go and tell your friends I'm not really interested Em It's about time that you're leavin' I'm gonna count to three and C B7 Open my eyes and you'll be gone Em One - Get your hands off my G Two - Or I'll punch you in the C B7 Three - Stop you're staring at my— hey! Em Take a hint, take a hint G I am not your missing link C Let me tell you what I think B7 I think you could use a mint Em Take a hint, take a hint G C B7 Take a hint, take a hint, ooah! Em G C Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips B7 Stop you're staring at my— hey! Em Take a hint, take a hint! La, la, la.... Em T-take a hint, take a hint! La, la, la....