Tom: E
intro = E
E E
Dogs are barkin', birds are chirpin'
E E
the only thing better is if I were squirtin'
A E
there's no one here to love on me today
F# A E
for the maidens on holiday
F# A E
yeah the maidens on holiday
verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle
hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles
but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay
for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday
bridge=
F#
I ain't nothin' but chivalrous
B
ain't never been nothing nasty between us
F#
she knows where she stands
B A
on the heart of a broken man
E
verse 3= it's gonna be bad no matter what
so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt
any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay
for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday
