Them boys can't rob a telly like me Them boys can't hop a deli like me Run run faster than me from the garda Someone faster than me, haha scarlet Them boys can't rob a telly like me Them boys can't hop a deli like me Run run faster than me from the garda Someone faster than me, haha scarlet I'm a criminal, I'm a charmer I'm a sexy boy, pussy farmer Came with a big gold watch that's an arm bar Came with a sharp object that's a marker I'm a criminal, I'm a charmer I'm a sexy boy, pussy farmer Came with a clean cut fade from the barber Came with a stab proof vest that's my armour I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me Say ya may have heard of me? But I ain't never heard of you (who's that?) You're a cling on to the kinfo And every word I speak is true Them boys can't Jack a bitch like me Obp get the groceries free I'm so cold like the baltic sea and I'm always the theme of the topic g Your girlfriend's a madra You ain't got no squadron My mind's on the profit Half way cross the quadrant We do sport the eskimo ghost like a football crest Cheeky boys get mashed up like an eton mess Ankle bracelets on cause we're under house arrest Golden ball from harry potter Why did you confess? Up and down they go like a see-saw I'm always in the nip I only sleep raw See these kenzos ya better keep off Play nintendos anytime that she talks Anytime that she talks I'm sober I'm on a detox Your bi-polar It's in your ethos You got me listening to lee foss Do you want me to go to your gaff Open up your press and eat all your snacks I've got no blips left in my pockets I don't like crisps only like chocolate Saturated fats I don't fuck with that Confiscate the gat I'll take you off the map Your face will be all over milk cartons Your face will be all over milk cartons I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me I know just why you like me Yeah you wanna be just like me