Every night I watch the late show And you know My only dream Is to be there on the screen I'd chat a bit with dave He'd listen to what i'd say And read my name From a hidden frame And pretend that he knows me He'd say i look Like million bucks Through he doesn't give a fuck About who i am About what i'm saying Or what he thinks of me I just want to be On international tv So a lot of people i don't know Can't see me I wish to god I was on dave letterman I wish to god And you can't blame me I wish to god I was on dave letterman He's the most powerfull And comical man On american tv, d Television rules The world we know And letterman Sits at the throne Till the break of dave When the late late show Comes to take my dave away