[Part I] Ever since I was a little boy In widely tailored pants My only aspiration was to Be a gourd... who danced. But for what it's worth My portly girth Only served to make folks giggle 'Cuz the more I moved The more I proved All I could do was... jiggle. I want to dance! I want to groove! I need to feel The rush! Of the wind! Under my shoes! I want to dance... [Part II] Though your only aspiration was to be a gourd who danced. What Something I never knew That I could do In widely tailored pants. But for what it's worth Your portly girth Doesn't want to make me want to giggle. Though dense when weighed You're specially made We love our Dr. Jiggle! I want to dance! I want to groove! I need to feel The rush! Of the wind! Under my shoes! He wants to dance! He wants to groove! He needs to feel The rush! Of the wind! Under his shoes! I want to dance!