Tom: Dm Dm Bb Guests line up to leave their moldy bedrooms F A In a dimly lit, moonlit motel Dm Bb The turtles are dancing with raccoons F A A zombie joins but gets a firm "no thank you" Dm Bb The mannequin's calling for a taxi F A With a fee of twenty-thousand yen Dm Bb A familiar voice cries out to me F A A feathered creature I have never seen [Pre-Chorus] Dm Bb The crow offers me a smoke F A He says "It'll take you for a joyride" Dm Bb No, sir, I think I'd rather choke F Oh, I'll be fine A You're in a web of lies [Chorus] Dm Bb On a busy street you'll see the city folk F A Run at thе mercy of the singing crows F Bb The ravеn ponders if he enjoys the gore F A While he takes the frontal lobe and eats some more Dm Bb Little miss, don't sit, come join the fun! F A We've only got twelve hours 'til the party's done Dm Paramnesia rules this world Bb So fake a smile F Take a shot, some scotch A Dm And wait until your trial [Verse] Dm Bb Crows line up to greet the local mushrooms F A Sticking fliers on their spotted head Dm Bb The turtles are eating the raccoons F A A zombie sits alone and cries "I hate you" Dm Bb The mannequin's calling for a taxi F A For a crow who knows we have a deal Dm Bb A familiar voice cries out to me F A A feathered creature, and he's come to see me [Pre-Chorus] Dm Bb The crow offers me a smoke F A He says "It'll help you kill the third eye" Dm Bb My, my, you think this is a joke? F I swear, it's fine! A He's in a web of lies [Bridge] F A Bb A The clocks take shots as the dolls relax under the morning sky F A F Bb They wonder if time would still proceed if they were to die A C# A C# The devil's work life, suffice to say, is comedy at best Bb F Bb F He wonders if there will come a time when he can leave the nest [Chorus] Gm Eb In a burning town around inferno's court Gm Eb The crows are laughing with a glass of port Bb F The woman ponders if she enjoys the gore Eb F Still, she takes the devil's heart and eats some more Gm Eb "Little miss? This isn't the deal we had!" Bb F Oh, did I mess it up? I guess it's just too bad Eb Paramnesia rules this world Bb So fake a smile Eb Take a shot, some scotch F Gm I'll see you at your trial