Tom: Em E I don't believe in Santa Claus G His corporate image forced upon E The blinded spending masses G To enslave the lower classes E With obligatory gifts that serve G To cleanse the year of guilt and shame E G One token gesture justifies the apathetic, hypnotized E F# G D# Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves (Ooh) [Bridge] E E C B Buy! Buy! I won't do it! D D# The season's obligation has not my participation! E E C B Buy! Buy! I won't do it! D D# The money hungry mating call of corporate swine G C 'Cause it's only for the money! G C And it's only for the money! G C 'Cause it's only for the money! E Now buy! [Verse 2] E He monitors naughty and nice C Big Brother is St. Nick F# C Methodically his judgment made documented on his list E C I don't believe in Santa Claus or his mystical facade E To teach the children wanton greed Their lust for gifts becomes a need F# Brainwashed by the marketing And victims of the corporate scheme A Material possessions becoming their obsessions B 'Till human life has lost it's value And you blindly do just what they tell you E I don't believe! E (Scratch it like Crass) His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth Using fear for generations -- his image hides the truth He's just a puppet for the system; a glutton in a suit G C# E With yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!