Tom: D Intro: E|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------7-8888-7----------------------------------------| G|------6-7777----------9--------------------------------777---| D|-7777-----------------------9---7---5---4---2---0---2--777---| A|-------------------------10---9---7---5---4---2---0----555---| E|-------------------------------------------------------------| stop! Bass part: E|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-7---9-9--7-7--5-5--4-4--7-7--5-5--4-4--2-2--5-5--4-4--2-2--0-0---| G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| Pretending, you're even having fun... Verse: E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----(p| m)--(pm)----(pm)--(pm)--------------------------------------------| G|-77-666-77-666-77-666-77-666-------------------1212--1111--99--77-------| D|-77-666-77-666-77-666-77-666----777777777------1212--1111--99--77-------| A|-55-444-55-444-55-444-55-444----777777777------1010--9-9---77--55-------| E|--------------------------------555555555| ------------------------------| ass for once in your life.. pubic hair.. Chorus: E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------77--------------77---------------| D|-5555--7777--5555--7777----77--77--55--77--77--77--55--77---| A|-5555--7777--5555--7777----55--77--55--77--55--77--55--77---| E|-3333--5555--3333--5555--------55--33--55------55--33--55---| be that moron... help your armpit fart.. E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|--11-----9------7------5-----4-----2-----0------2----------------| D|-----12----11-----9------7-----5-----4-----2----0----------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| karate chop.. good times will never stop. Part before 2nd verse: E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------p| inch-(7)--| D|-00-4-55-00-4-55-00-4-55-00-------00-4-55-00-4-55-00-4-55-00-------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------5------------------------------------| Song Configuration: Intro Verse 1 Chorus Verse 2 Chorus Guitar Solo (the vandals guitarist has a weird style, Just play a fast solo on the D chord and it'll sound good) Verse 3 Chorus