Happy robots say "life is fine" They're the ones i loathe They're stupid or they're lying Or a little bit of both Ignore disasters and say that life is great It never stops the smile on your shit consuming faces The stupid fucking hippies Too stoned to see their lives are fucked Going with the flow Into the shitter they are sucked And then they got these magic crystals Don't do a god damn thing Just stinking of pachoulli While they choke on their ginseng Beating on a drum You sing of quiet and peace, Burning marijuana And take the time to hug a tree, Say no possessions, But get all that you can, You stink like shit and smile through it Don't ever trust a happy man Cheery retard masses, With evil osmond smiles Way too glad to be Cuz "he" is on your side And then they hand out propaganda For sheep to join the cult, Collecting guns, They rapt your daughters But nobody's at fault Beating on a drum You sing of quiet and peace, Burning marijuana And take the time to hug a tree, Say no possessions, But get all that you can, You stink like shit and smile through it Don't ever trust a happy man I don't want to go to heaven, It's filled with pricks like you I won't go inside the gates, Leave me in the waiting room I'm sure that god hates you too He thinks your an obsessed fan See how you are? I'll never trust a happy man Never trust a happy man