House all to myself It was my birthday present But total wrack'n'ruin Soon became apparent I just wanted a band To play my favorite song I thought that it would be mellow But boy was i wrong I thought they'd played the cowboy song (i heard it on the radio) I thought it could be mellow (but how could i know) I just wanted a band To play my favorite song I thought that it would be mellow But boy was i wrong Asked to bring some friends They walked in with mohawks As the band began to play They started to throw rocks Now i thought that this was cool Til they threw me in the pool The sofa must of missed me Cause now it sits here with me I just wanted a band To play my favorite song I thought that it would be mellow But boy was i wrong I thought they'd played the cowboy song (i heard it on the radio) I thought it could be mellow (but how could i know) War declared on furniture Still no mercy shown Anything not nailed Was immediately thrown Final damage toll Is better left unspoken By the time they left my house There was nothing left unbroken