Stuck-in man Takes his daughter to daycare the in A.M. Oh, but he can't spare A 10-dollar affair On the weekend But when he goes out he's got nothing to hide Bosses in their offices So surprised by happy, hospital families The old man's vision through his old man's end I've been feeling so guilty my friend Cause when I go out I've got so much to hide It's time that I woke up wrong Its time that I broke my thumb I know that I could wake up wrong If only I could break my thumb tonight Parking lot cars Marital stars My regards through greeting cards