Got a special interest, you're my special interest Got a special interest, got a special interest in you I hear you've got some pending legislation Regarding your romantic situation And I just want to make my position quite clear You've got a constituent here And you'll find before you take one more step My hobby is to lobby on your doorstep And that big sack of mail and the telegrams too I'll give you one guess just who sent them to you I've been invested with a sacred mission To make sure that you make the right decision Though you may wonder now, in the long run you'll see A valuable ally in me And if by some misguided sense of duty You go with someone else instead of choose me When they've all let you down, and you're looking for help You'll find that I've swung my support somewhere else No one has to know, when pressures are brought to bear You can pretend that it was all your idea And you did it of your own free will Yes you did it of your own free will