Tom: E E G A E E A G E E G A E [Verse 1] E E A G E A noise woke me up this morning E E G A E I looked through the Venetian blind E You were gone, and my car was gone, and I almost lost my mind [Chorus] A If you don't come back (if you don't come back) A If you don't come back today (if you don't come back) E Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house C7 B7 E E A G E To take this crazy man a-way [Verse 2] E E G A E I threw myself against the wall now E E A G E I ripped up my clothes and I sobbed E I ran into the street, in my stocking feet, yelling "Police! I've been robbed" [Chorus] A If you don't come back (if you don't come back) A If you don't come back today (if you don't come back) E Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house C B7 E E A G E And take this crazy man a-way [Verse 3] E E G A E Mrs Dale is talking about me E E A G E To the people way across the street E She says "I cooked that boy a bucket of soup, but the poor thing doesn't eat" [Chorus] A If you don't come back (if you don't come back) A If you don't come back today (if you don't come back) E Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house C7 B7 E A G E To take this crazy man a-way [Verse 4] E E G A E The doctor come up to see me E E A G E To check me with a fine-tooth comb E He said "You ain't sick, but you're gonna die, if you don't get your baby back home" [Chorus] A If you don't come back (if you don't come back) A If you don't come back today (if you don't come back) E Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house C7 B7 E To take this crazy man a-way [Outro] A If you don't come back (if you don't come back) A If you don't come back today (if you don't come back) E Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house C7 B7 E E A G E E G A E To take this crazy man a-way